January 31st
January 28th
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
20100128 @ 2056
— Mitch Hedberg
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkebabs.
20100128 @ 2052
— Mitch Hedberg
January 22nd
January 21st
I doubt that many breweries can print this on their bottles.
January 16th
Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout
January 13th
In response to this.
January 5th
Sweet.
December 28th
This is espresso.